Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 21, 2023

Sucks to be a Terminator

Poncho…and nature…abhor a vacuum’

Future terminators might be improved, Poncho.

BAG your pardon? “Hasta la vista, Ba-Boom?” And what did the first one say? “I’ll be full bag”?

Take that, Dyson!

LOL! Well this one’s left in the dust!

His work here is done! But he murmured something, it sounded like “I’ll be back”!

A vacuum cleaner has to keep vacuuming otherwise it’s no longer a vacuum. Lol.

What a brave resistance leader Poncho would be. And it’s not Poncho “Palmer”. It is Poncho “Conner”. Sarah’s dog.

But, if Poncho becomes the leader of the resistance in the future, that sort of really does mean the vacuums try to take over the world. I’m keeping an eye on that sneaky Roomba. The dogs are already suspicious of it.

Proof that another popular franchise should never be revisited again.

Lead them to the beach. Sand and seawater are instant death to vacuum cleaners.

Reminds me of an “Eek! The Cat” episode in which a robotic dogcatcher comes for Sharky.

“KA-Boom!”? Was this ghostwritten by Dan Thompson?

Wait…so in the future, vacuum cleaners don’t have cords? Sign me up!