Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 11, 2023

Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know’s on third.

It’s also more fun when there’s nine players on the field.

Yeah. Obviously that was strike two!

Marigold just really needed some attention it’s been 5 seconds.

Ridiculous bipeds who don’t need tails to keep balance…

Also, try switching your hands on the bat, Phoebe.

Just don’t tell Marigold about people who yell “[terminate] the Ump!” at baseball games, at least not without providing context.

Final score from last night:

Miami Marlins – 3

Philadelphia Phillies – 15

As a Phillies fan, I had no complaints about the umpiring of this game.

They need some lessons in Calvinball, IMO.

Long as they’re having fun.

Biped? Like this comment if that totally caught you off-guard…

Like me.

That seems like a dangerous place to stand with your hands behind your back

Phoebe, Max, and her friends from music camp can start a band called The Ridiculous Bipeds.

“Kill him! Kill the umpire!” shouted someone on the stand;

And it’s likely they’d have killed him had not Phoebe raised her hand.

Marigold’s in there swinging — in more ways than one.