When I arrived first thing in the morning, the nurse asked me how I was. How do you THINK I am, having just spent the last night sleepless from colonoscopy prep? Believe me, I wasn’t hang gliding or scuba diving!
“You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases, like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the mornings?”
Oh my god, I have this! Write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is: There’s people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean, like: “That is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.”"
My wife did her first colonoscopy a few weeks before mine. She was worried about the temptation to get up in the middle of the night and eat, so she suggested we go to a hotel “and have a romantic evening” away from the refrigerator. But she took her first dose of the enema before the “romantic evening” part, and there most definitely wasn’t any “romantic evening” after that.
Ratkin about 1 year ago
Just don’t get in the pool with them.
ekke about 1 year ago
Too funny, after my last week’s colonoscopy prep!
When I arrived first thing in the morning, the nurse asked me how I was. How do you THINK I am, having just spent the last night sleepless from colonoscopy prep? Believe me, I wasn’t hang gliding or scuba diving!
Ubintold about 1 year ago
All that’s done with a toilet close at hand.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 1 year ago
“You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases, like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the mornings?”
Oh my god, I have this! Write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is: There’s people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean, like: “That is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.”"
FJB Premium Member about 1 year ago
Be careful not to sneeze too hard.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Instead of laxatives, get used to drinking a quart of water every morning along with your usual coffee. You will soon be regular.
Chris about 1 year ago
false advertisement seems to be a thing lately… :L
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 1 year ago
The difference: Yours works.
raybarb44 about 1 year ago
Relationship between the activity shown and the commercial, if any, is purely accidental….
dogday Premium Member about 1 year ago
Can we PLEASE STOP. ALL. THE. STUPID. DANCING??!?
ZBicyclist Premium Member about 1 year ago
My wife did her first colonoscopy a few weeks before mine. She was worried about the temptation to get up in the middle of the night and eat, so she suggested we go to a hotel “and have a romantic evening” away from the refrigerator. But she took her first dose of the enema before the “romantic evening” part, and there most definitely wasn’t any “romantic evening” after that.