Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for April 04, 2023

Was HB watching the Buffalo v. Cincinnati game?

What happened to “take a charge” ????

Straight Red Card – Valley will have to finish the game with four men.

P4: ToBe gives Rod a vape, and he hops up like The Waterboy.

P5: Rod: “Now that’s some fine, quality arcolein!”

BOOM! BOOM! OUT GO THE LIGHTS!

P1: A very special appearance by Senor Wences, as he recites the beginning of one of Shakespear’s most famous soliloquies.

Time for a Rainbow Kick.

Does Rod shoot 1 and 1 or is Milford in the bonus? Assuming it’s a block. If anyone knows anything about nasty crashes, that would be our Mr. Reality.

BOOM! POW! CRASH! Holy Toledo Rodman.

Well, that’s one way to be able to keep up- knock ’em out

tell the spirit band that the string section has to leave, there shall be no violins in school sports!!! ;-) [waited a week to use that one]

“He’s dead, Jim.”

“nasty crash”? Is the announcer confusing the game with a NASCAR race?

In all reality , Thanks bearwku82 for appreciating my involvement in numerous crashes . As for you Rod , In All Reality , Git your candy a** off the floor !

Hmmmm, wasn’t that the opposite of taking a charge by the VT player?

And he lands a sphere…wait wrestling was last weekend

Again, withholding the score. Hard to build up tension without knowing the importance of the ref calling a block or a charge.

P1 The ants swarm in heightened curiosity as the tension in the gym rises with the outcome of the game hanging in the balance.

P2 DOWN GOES ROD! DOWN GOES ROD! DOWN GOES ROD!

P3 “Shhhhh, get the f$&k out of here ToBe, if they think I’m dead, I can escape this strip.”

" Sweep the leg."

P 3 (background VT player’s voice): “…stay down, b****…”

P3- Rod doing his Linda Blair impersonation.

Rod doing his Kenny imitation.

What’s on the floor next to Rod’s head? Blood? Clumps of hair?

P2 EAS – Exploding A$$ Syndrome. The question is which players?

Wait ‘til Tobi tries to give him Mouth to Mouth. He’ll recover!

I’m glad this isn’t in our gym. I hate cleaning up blood and brain splatters. And speaking of brain, you don’t need much of a brain to get a kick out of Mopped Up Thorp.

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