Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 21, 2023

I can see how Fido mistook a big red nose for a ball. I say all charges be drop.

Beagle legal eagle

If only he’d stop clowning around…

It isn’t a red ball? I sure looks like a red ball.

He took it off and he put it back on.

“I think it’s gonna be all right.

Yeah, the worst is over now.

The morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball."

—P. Simon & C. Woodley

Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball!…

Or that you mistook him for Pennywise.

I’m surprised I’m the first to mention that dog’s don’t have red photoreceptors.

He attacked a clown!?!?!?!?!?! NOT GUILTY!!!

Before you judge a clown, walk a mile in their shoes.