Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 28, 2023

You’ve been a baaad, baaad kitty.

Will those sentences be served consecutively or concurrently?

Am I eligible for parole after 5, tho?

what did he do

The severity of that sentence makes me think the crime was really bad, I’m guessing, “coming the first time he was called”?

Well, as long as they are not consecutive.

But you could get out after 8 with good behavior. Like that’s gonna happen.

This one seems to run opposite of Speed Bump today. Still funny though.

Without the chance of purrole.

From the litter box to “The Box”.

One time I had 10 life sentences.

Morris! How could you?!