Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for May 30, 2023

He’s going to apply for police chief in Uvalde.

You guys shouldn’t be so hard on Hawthorne. It’s not like there’s some 40mm Bofors and RPGs lying the lagoon.

Hawthorn’s response is the same as everyone else in the lagoon. He has freaked out and hit the panic button, typical for him.

As the intellectual of the bunch, Fillmore surprises me with the inaccuracy of his confusing dangling modifier.

It IS one of his.

Just like our President!

A real mayor would never run away from his problems, but the problem is Hawthorne is not a real mayor.

He can’t use the excuse,“I’m resigning to spend more time with my family.”

Probably going to his bunker …… wonder why, that sound familiar ……. :)

I still think it’s just a bunch of hairy beach ape tourists spying from a hot air balloon.

“Is that a Great White?”“And a turtle!”“That’s the biggest Hermit Crab I’ve ever seen!”“Are they swimming around a sunken desk and chair?”“That shark over there has its head stuck in a pearl necklace, poor thing.”

Did’ja ever think he might have bone spurs?

Biden is following Hawthorne’s lead.

Hawthorne is hard to beat when it comes to dodging responsibility. That’s why he keeps getting reelected.

Just like Hamid Karzai

Y’all seriously didn’t see that coming?