Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 02, 2023

One time I was 46 years old.

Chackie Jan

One time I was 191 calories.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

Jackie Chan does have a good singing voice: he was in the Chinese dub cast of the original animated Disney movie Mulan as Li Shang and he sang some of the soundtrack for the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing.

The problem with Krispy Kreme is stopping at one.

I didn’t know that about Jackie Chan, but I did know that Mike Rowe (of Dirty Jobs fame) was a professional opera singer for eight years.

The giraffe has leopard-like spots and something of a camel-like head, so maybe that is the reason for the previous name.

If Jackie Chan is an opera singer, then fights on stage in operas could be done by kick boxing rather than with old-fashioned swords.

I doubt rhinos are as dangerous as hippos, and hippos kill hundreds of people every year in Africa.

I never have liked poached rhino. Now poached eggs, that’s a different matter. ~ Pee Wee Herman, where am I? What? How did I get… what’s going on here? I’ve never even seen a rhino… hey! I gave that movie three thumbs up.. hey!

Take care, may full time doughnut gourmandizer Jane “Gobble Munch Choff Mlorf Nom Nom Nom” Gargantuord be with you, and gesundheit.

The things you learn from reading; the Comics page.

I didn’t even know Jackie Chan could sing!

now i want to hear Jackie sing “Kung Fu Fighting”

Time to vent on Krispy Kreme. Delicious and they gotta make a profit. But the donuts are not only smaller, but more expensive with many eclipsing the $2 mark. Crazy.

Jackie Chan is a Classically-Trained Chinese Opera singer, big difference. That’s also where he got his acrobatic Martial Arts Training, along with his “brothers”, Sammo Hung and Yuen Biao. Also, he wrote and sang songs for some of his movies…

I hope the reason why there were no Rhinos poached in India in 2022 wasn’t because there are none left to poach.

Never mind the calories in Krispy Kreme donuts, what is the carb count?

190 calories, but you can’t eat just one.

God bless Krispy Kreme!

Oh, bless Rhinos, camelopards, and Jackie Chan too.

What if you wore cameleotards to gym class? Would you get the gym all to yourself?

It’s spelt “cameleopard”, too, and sometimes it’s pronounced with five syllables.

Krispy Kreme—-LIES!!

But who cares?

But what’s the sugar content of a Krispy Kreme donut? I’m asking because I’m a diabetic.