Should your gazpacho ever suddenly break down, consider hiring a ventriloquist to deal with the disaster.
Is your husband really an unemployed ventriloquist, or does he just make you say that?
Good way to keep strange guys from hitting on your wife. Every time they try to chat her up, make them utter banalities.
And the only way to avert eventual environmental disaster is to learn how to draw Doug.
And the environmental disaster may bring new employment opportunities for ventriloquists. I have no idea how, but you never know.
Well … he said that without moving his lips.
There was a dislexic fellow who had trouble pronouncing certain letters. He could not figure out how to throw his voice without moving his lisp.
August 09, 2014
danketaz Premium Member about 1 year ago
Should your gazpacho ever suddenly break down, consider hiring a ventriloquist to deal with the disaster.
JudasPeckerwood about 1 year ago
Is your husband really an unemployed ventriloquist, or does he just make you say that?
dadoctah about 1 year ago
Good way to keep strange guys from hitting on your wife. Every time they try to chat her up, make them utter banalities.
Gent about 1 year ago
And the only way to avert eventual environmental disaster is to learn how to draw Doug.
Kaputnik about 1 year ago
And the environmental disaster may bring new employment opportunities for ventriloquists. I have no idea how, but you never know.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Well … he said that without moving his lips.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
There was a dislexic fellow who had trouble pronouncing certain letters. He could not figure out how to throw his voice without moving his lisp.