Monty by Jim Meddick for March 09, 2023

He looks fetching in the dog ears hat.

That’s exactly why I like birds instead of dogs. No slobber!

Birds are creepy, reptiles with feathers.

Pilsner plays by his own drools.

My dog never learned to play fetch the traditional way so he invented his own version. He runs and gets the ball, comes back to me and is ready to play: “Try and take it out of my mouth”

Parrots’ tongues are rather dry; Pilsner is going to be at that for quite a while.

Moondog’s dating profile: When he’s not working at the museum, he plays fetch with his parrot which is transitioning to a dog.

Tomorrow it’s leg lifts by the sofa.

Pilsner deftly turns his “pro-dog” behavior into an “anti-dog” snark and slobber! (Always hated handling the fully-slobbered ball!)