Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 02, 2023

Ouyay peaksay Igpay Atinlay, Addy’sday Omehay eadersray?

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Do you speak pig Latin?

Not voluntarily – but I do understand it. – And so does Peg…

hesay ivingay ouyay ay ugeay tinkeyeay.

Scrape, don’t rinse. Rinse is the dishwasher’s job.

You can’t talk like that anymore! It’s offensive to the “porcine”!

Uh-hay?

The kid never heard pig latin!

Just scrape the excess residue off and put it in the dishwasher.

yeah… i’m sure mom doesn’t speak ig-pay atin-lay

Dishes, dad & son, trash mom…

Ustmay eBay anay yolderay achinemay.