Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 07, 2023

Yeah Ed that will work. If you want to find out about a family not your own.

Okay, I admit it. This one legitimately made me laugh.

Although, if Ed’s so concerned about privacy, why is he constantly ordering Bean’s End merchandise online. Can’t he just send an order form and check like most old fogeys?

Who’s the brunette?

Good thinking, Ed.

Alot of good that will do you.

You’ll get a progressive Genealogy Search. They deal with truthfulness and fictional facts. Just see the genealogy of the Senator W. of Massachusetts.

My elderly mother didn’t want to throw out a box full of church bulletins and grocery receipts that’s 30 years old because she was concerned about “privacy issues”…

OK, explain how you can get your genealogy using a fake name.

Atta boy Cranky…atta boy!

Ed; think about it. While using a “fake name” might possibly help with your privacy issues, wouldn’t it also produce fake results?

Have you read how many people got linked to cold crimes and arrested because a relative sent their DNA to one of those sites? I mean, I’m not nervous or anything, but that just seems like a breach of trust…

Certified dummy!

OK, so she has Mopey Pete for a boyfriend, but Cranky is not in Bedsore Manor like he was in the Funky strips. Makes no sense.

Back the day when we used credit cards with that old sliding gadget (before swiping), I’d ask for the carbons, so no one could rifle thru the trash, find them and charge to my account.

Hilarious. And its about time!

Haha! XD