Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 05, 2023

No problem Leopold. You look like you could use a snack.

Never give more information than you need to!!!

It’s still not too late to commit that murder, Gary…

Time for the trunk monkey…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZwzzDUKn2Y

Ugh… That’s totally textbox racial profiling…

Too much information, Gary!

Or maybe, “Because you just smashed my taillight?”.

And tomorrow’s headline reads, “Police officer killed and eaten by monster while vampire stands idly by.”

“And, he’s got a massive amount of junk in his trunk, officer…”

“Leo!”

Leo: He got weed! He got weed!

When the 70’s movie vamp Blacula gets pulled over by the “popo”, the answer to the potentially self incriminating question is “Yeah, we’ll go with that.”

The cop didn’t bat an eye at the vampire part.

Now if he was black, he’d die that night. Unless he was a vampire and black nothing would happen. Their powers of hypnosis are great.

Ever helpful, Leopold. :)

Smart-mouthing the fuzz is not conducive to your well-being, Gary! D’oh!

(And naturally, Leopold’s comment is apt.)