Clay Jones for January 29, 2023

And as if that wasn’t bad enough, Microsoft wants to make an energy efficient XBox! {gasp!} It will indoctrinate everyone’s children into being responsible and saving money on electricity!

THE HORROR!!!!!

Liberal cancel culture? Aaaaaah, the lil Tucker has a fetish, but I don’t know about the rest of us.

Oh, come ON.

Let’s have a little sympathy for Tucker the Traitor.

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I mean, suppose it was YOU who had to come up with something to be OUTRAGED!!!!!!!! about five times every week?

You’ve done jackbooted thugs coming for your gas stoves, and what now?

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By golly, you’d be OUTRAGED!!!!! about M&Ms too, if you were Tucker the Traitor.

The rat’s disgusted with the guy to his right.

The chocolate is too sexy for her/his/its sneakers. Somebody has stolen the pizza (poor pizza rat).

I have never (thank Odin!) seen Tuckums’ horny face before. Just that puzzled look he gets, like a really dim Labrador retriever.

No culture battle too trivial for the far gone right.

What do you call M & M’s that go to college?

The problem is EVERYONE CAVES to the ridiculous WHINES and moans of the idiots! You don’t have to change anything! Just stand your ground! The more companies cave to these idiots, the more they’ll demand! Get a spine!

The Tucker M&M is white and bitter and melts down when mixed with colored M&M’s.

Oh, Tucker, you like her, you REALLY like her.

Is that Gaetz at the bar?

Gaetz?

Nice imagery in Goetz’s glass-

Ftucker KKKarlson now has to roam the dive bars late night looking for an unemployed green M&M hook up. He didn’t count on a Maya Rudolph replacement. Such is the life of a candy pervert.

News flash: Ms Rudolph wears sneakers whenever possible.

Well, M&M’s are getting a lot of attention. I haven’t had any of them in years, but now I want some………any color is fine ~ they all taste the same. Yes, I said it!

The guy who rails against Cancel Culture is out to Cancel once again. Up is down, left is right, right is wrong. And I vote.

Idiots like Tucker just make me do thing like check into what it would cost to run 220 into my kitchen. I might need two outlets as I have a in wall oven which I am thinking about replacing it with a electric or gas convection oven (likely electric and a counter cook top which I to replace with a induction one. I have a convection toaster oven and we rarely use the main oven. I also have used a single burner induction cook top. Those are impressive. The whole M&M issue is just them being stupid. The commercials are funny.

Where does it stop? First, the defenseless female candy who only changed her shoes. I mean, really. What happens when People magazine’s Flavor of the Week is photographed wearing tenny-pumps instead of designer heels? Will there be another culture war? Will we have to boycott someone’s artistic output because of it?

And the big question: Will we see similar outrage when some guy-who-wears-a-cowboy-hat-so-he’s-a-star changes from jeans into a tuxedo for the Country Grammies? Or are we only willing to be outraged and shocked when a female does it?

More and more reasons to see the Christian Taliban for who they are. As Maya Angelou put it, “When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.”

Scary, scary, especially with a Talibanish Supreme Court.

Does Tucker live in his mom’s basement?

And NOW, Ftucker says we should “Invade Canada to free it from Trudeau!”

He’s totally a refugee from the cracker factory…

We now have the Groucho Oppositional Party. Their motto and party platform is “Whatever it is, I’m against it.” With a horse with feathers as its emblem.

Does Tucker call his wife mother, Too.