Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 04, 2023

Least valuable player?

That’s gotta be worth something.

Howling out loud!

Hey, an award is an award. That’s better than just getting a “you could have tried participating” trophy…

A consistent player in the Tummy Trimmers League.

He wouldn’t chatter on his little league team while in the field so he was voted Least Vocal Person

Least Valuable Poultry.

I was the MVBW: the most valuable benchwarmer

I’ve got a baseball bat. I use it to “fix” smoke detectors that squawk like a chicken. That’s as sporty as I get. :)

I just eat the chicken wings.