Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for January 31, 2023

Like I said, a horrible phantasmagorical nightmare of brobdingnagian proportions.

if that dictionary has an entry for “imbecile” or “obnoxious”, you’d see bespectacled Kevin’s mug shot

I figure two strips before those glasses get broken and he reverts.

Yup. Dream sequence.

Yup. Dream sequence.

Looks like someone is jealous.

Of course, they live in a world where there was a mascot village at a wrestling match. So, not unbelievable.

A superfluous abundance of alacrity in verbalizing grandiloquent polysyllabic palaver does not necessarily portend underlying sagacity.

Has it not occurred to anyone but me that maybe Kevin needed glasses all along?

Save yourself the trouble, Miles. There ain’t no sech word as “vocabulaic”. (There is such a word as “vocabulation”, though, which is pretty much what Kevin seems to be driving at.)

I had to google “vocabulaic acuity” and GUESS whose face came up? Yup, it’s our very own Kevin Beecham, ladies and gents!

*Vocabularic… gotta represent the brand, I guess.