Close to Home by John McPherson for February 04, 2023

From the look on the faces of the hospital personnel, that guy is in big trouble…

Maybe that will shock some sense into him.

Ooo…..there are lots of people I’d like to try that on.

Nursing a grudge

Shock therapy.

I don’t believe this is going to go well.

S thtsere the name Snidely Whiplash comes from.

Clapping a paddle on each ear will certainly fix it.

LOL! I’m glad I am not a member of the code team any more. But it was very good to see it work.

First, do no harm.

An ice cold vinegar enema would be more appropriate.

Whatever happened to washing the mouth out with soap?

Shocking discovery that it can be used as behavioral correction.

Where can I buy some?… or maybe a Taser for a little variety!?

If only this worked…

The behavior of those health care workers is absolutely shocking.

Believe me, I’ve had a few nurse with attitude …and they’re the ones who are supposed to help you get better.

I always bring in tins of candy and they love it!

Modern medicine, bah! Bring in the leaches!

They should all be fired!!!!

You can just feel the electricity in the air.

Being cardioverted is no fun. Watched it done to others and I sure don’t want it done to me, but it would beat the alternative I suppose.

Best to be nice to your nurses!

Hi, Bleeb. None of “that” kind of observation for you today, but what you are about to see could be interesting!

The cruder the remarks, the higher the settings

A lot to be said for snidiety, snidosity? snidorama? snidearoo?

They must have been fired police officers.

And we’ll repeat the procedure until it does.

The caption should read “little lies all morning” so that they could de-“fib”-u late them.

Rebooted

This guy has always been a deadbeat anyway.

There are other things they could threaten: Nurse Ratchet coming in to administer a sponge bath…

This is why you treat nurses with respect…

Probably just needs an attitude adjustment.

I know where they’re going to put the paddles. Stand back, Bleeb!!!!!!!!! :)

Now that is shocking.

Diagnosis Murder

Are those pickleball paddles?

If that doesn’t work — lobotomy time!

This is a new take on the phrase “He’s going to get a good paddling (as in disciplining, of course)” ;-p

ECT rides again