Herman by Jim Unger for February 02, 2023

I’ll go along with that.

I’d rather have bar-b-que sauce.

Idiocy is not limited to the work-a-day world.

Works fine as a blood thickener.

I thought he was pouring wine in there.

He’s been anticipating it. It has been making him wait.

[It better be Heinz.]

Wait until he tells you to “cut the mustard.”

I’d go straight for the scotch. Life is short

I loved the bags that use to have goldfish swimming around in them. Hard to hook up though. Always gave the new visitor a startle.

…and that’s what the autopsy determined killed him… not enough mustard!!

Throw in some Tabasco too. Anything to spice that green glop they feed you.

His lycopene levels will be through the roof.

What’s a little more sugar in a glucose solution…..

Obviously not a Chicago hospital!