Monty by Jim Meddick for January 19, 2023

Those are macho unicorns with manly pink ribbons woven in their manes.

If you’re bad-*@% enough, you don’t worry about things like that.

Cinderella, dressed in yellow

Went upstairs to kiss her fellow

Made a mistake

And kissed a snake

How many doctors

Did it take?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5…

Don’t forget the rainbow dust.

Cut the little bells off the handles, don’t want someone laughing at you.

Who remembers, when jump ropes were just an old piece of clothesline?

The girls would put a thread spool, from their mother’s sewing kit, on the line. It’d make a WACK sound when it hit the deck.

“Isn’t that what little girls do?” Do a YouTube search for ‘Lauren Jumps’ and you’ll be amazed at what ‘little girls’ can do.

Because they were all out of the My Little Pony versions.

Unless the robot can jump really high, he’s going to need a much shorter rope.

I don’t see Monty trying any of these things first. :)

The same wtih hula-hoops for everyone not just girls.

Yeah, right. Look at Monty, the BadA​ss Boxing Trainer!

Not!

Besides, it’s probably not wise for a large, mechanized tin can to jump rope: too much danger of damage to systems!

CAN ROBOTS BUILD MUSCLES?