Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 13, 2023

Engleblart must be really desperate for help if he’s asking Dakota.

I know that being turned into a goblin only gave Phoebe the ability to speak goblin, but not read it.

Dakota somehow rests her case.

When did Phoebe ever turn into a goblin?

Phoebe should have said, “No, I don’t. I still think I’m better qualified though.” Phoebe has a brief experience of being a goblin but I think Dakota is better qualified as she is spiritually closer to goblins than Phoebe is.

She’s got you there, Phoebe.

I find goblin works to be derivative and too focused on the how, not enough on why.

For more pretentious twaddle, see my toilet in about 8 minutes. Oop! Make that 12!

Engleblart? No Engleblart Humpadink? Singer of “Please release me, let me blart”?!?

There might be a principle involved, but it’s gathering no interest.

You and me both, Engleblart.

Maybe Engelblart hadn’t heard about Phoebe’s transformation.

Ah, when Phoebe was a goblin. That was a fun arc.

Blart. Blart.

You’d think that Phoebie would have picked up some goblin after being one for a while.