The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 13, 2023

thoughtful and attentive

nicely done Brutus

Nice

We now bring you a word from your spouse.

My wife is always mad watching TV. She always starts talking to me by saying “AND Another thing”; really loud. She’s so weird.

That will only be in about 2 minutes Brutus. Seems like you get 2 minutes of a tv show and 10 minutes of commercials…

The next commercial break is only one minute away. It’s going to be a long evening.

when life becomes too commercial… :\

So you installed a Gladys Mute Button? Good Man.

We don’t watch commercials at our house. Everything is recorded first.

It’s important to know that you are not good at being a multi-tasker.

You’re getting old Brutus my friend. You’re getting old….

Well, at least Brutus can never be charged with never talking to Gladys. So long as there are commercials, she’ll have a talkative husband.

Men…

Come on Brutus, give Gladys a “break”!!

The real American household.. true on this side of the fence as well, sadly.

If your wife doesn’t say anything to you, are you till wrong?

Potentially risky territory there, Brutus. I’d go with the don’t ask don’t tell philosophy.

Quality time well spent.

Assuming it is a sporting event. It is not as if there aren’t a ton of commercial breaks.

Ah, the good old day’s of commercial television. No pause button so the ol’ ‘ball and chain’ could chew your ear off mid-program.

Hah! We actually tend to do this. However, we record all the tv we watch. We talk during the times when my wife is fast-forwarding through the dam*able commercials. :)

Oh God, she’s still not speaking to me…

Must be a good show to absorb all of Brutus’ attention, but he is still mindful of Gladys during commercials.

I see they have also been snacking. I hope those aren’t pennies on the floor.

i also often think i’m hearing voices when my wife’s around…

Brutus is living a very dangerous 2023. Rabbit for Chinese but for Brutus not!