Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 19, 2023

As a young man stationed in Vietnam, I was very surprised by the local male monkeys’ habit of mounting each other and making kissy faces . That and the existance of the “f*ck-you” lizards and “re-up” birds. Strange times.

There are fish that change gender during their life cycle. All natural. Snails are hermaphrodites. All natural.

Look, it’s very simple. Natural things are good unless white christian god says “no” as according to the bible (and if it doesn’t say that, we’ll just add it in or say it’s in there, who’s gonna check?).

And homosexual behavior has been discovered and documented in over 1800 species in the wild.

Wait until he watches some Bonobos.hubba hubba

See how these playful, highly-intelligent porpoises isolate and gang-rape this female. It’s heterosexual rape, so it’s all perfectly natural!

My answer for the goobers who ask “When did you choose to be Gay?” is to ask them “When did you choose to be straight?”

To which they will indignantly say “I never CHOSE to be straight, I always KNEW that I was!”, and my response is “So why would it be different for Lesbian and Gay people?”. They usually sputter and fume, and waddle off muttering “But it has to be different…”

Let’s face it. Just because you see something that conflicts with your beliefs doesn’t it really happened.

There are plenty of societies of the past and present where different sexuality is part of the society,

Could he have been observing bonobos (a. k. a. “pygmy chimps”) in those last two panels? Bonobos are known to … screw anything that moves.

You can find almost anything somewhere in nature. Eating one’s own young, for example.

If Fox News included nature documentaries.