Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 22, 2023

Marigold must be jealous of a lot of characters getting attention. SpongeBob, Mario, Mickey Mouse, etcetera and more etcetera.

Remind me again what rolling dice to move suspects around the board contributes to the game?

“Sometimes”?

I was gonna say, Marigold seems rather enthusiastic about the idea of committing murder. Should we be afraid now?

I would hate to see what would happen if Marigold did not win!

Unicorns are as unicorns do..

Good thing they are able to be friends despite this.

Colonel Mustard in the study with a UNICORN!!!

“Attention is attention” – that’s the motto of a lot of social media clowns.

I remember getting Clue for Christmas back around 1966 or 67. We had the hardest time trying to figure out the rules of the game.

I believe a Hollywood Actor of yore once said something like: “all publicity is good publicity”

Incidentally, Hasbro just announced an update to the characters. Mrs. White is now Chef White.

She’s a narcissistic sociopath. Phoebe? Run.

Maybe you’re not a criminal in the game, but you confesed a crime out of it, you’re under arrest.

Ah, but what a way to go…

you know what i dont see enough of in the forest? Sparkling unicorn holograms out for murder. You would think they woyld be more common in todays age…

They should play Kill Doctor Lucky. Then Marigold would definitely not want to be the center of attention.