Clay Jones for December 15, 2022

If it was not in the position it’s in It would only be a bad Monty Python skit or Saturday Night Live segment!

Time to flush the toilet!!!!!

The s**t on the walls belonged to MTG, she said she didn’t know where the restrooms were then.

Why isn’t she in court for sedition, I was told it isn’t treason even though it looks a lot like it.

Can anyone read the text on the eye-patch guy’s cap?

THX.

What’s really scary is the FACT that this makes PERFECT SENSE coming from Empty Green!

Is she mad or what?

Clay Jones lost the pizza rat.

Pathetic. At least the MAGA cult is anti vaccine: much higher death rate. Toodles.

The more people draw MTG as overweight, the more it will get to her ego. She spent a lot of time working on fitness before she got publicly crazy.

The Tirade of the Valkyrie!

“Nobody expects the Secret Jewish Space Lasers!

Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…. our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency….

Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Talmud…. Our four…no… amongst our weapons…. amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise…. I’ll come in again. (exit and exeunt)"

To magats all that makes perfect sense.

I’m pretty sure that I have encountered most of these people in this frame on Arcamax Comics.

“Those who profess to favor freedom and yet depreciate agitation,are people who want crops without ploughing the ground;they want rain without thunder and lightning;they want the ocean without the roar of its many waters.The struggle may be a moral one, or it may be a physical one,or it may be both. But it must be a struggle.Power concedes nothing without a demand;it never has and it never will.”— Frederick Douglass[Frederick Baily] (1818-1895), escaped slave, Abolitionist, author, editor of the North Star and later the New National EraWould BLM approve of F.D.?

And the truly sad part is that she has enough clout to force Kevin McCarthy to dance to her tune. This is how far the Republican Party has fallen: letting a half-educated corrupt half-wit force him to cater to her and her even more stupid and vicious cronies.

The TV weather guy was saying, the Midwest was expecting a ‘’lizard storm’’ the other day.

‘’This ain’t good. A lizard storm!’’, I yelled.

Then my honey says ‘’A Blizzard, listen to the man, a Blizzard!’’

Well, that’s different. Never mind.

Now MTG says that the Repubs have been holding meetings with “the five families”, an obvious Mafia reference. Even Bannon questioned this, reminding her that the five Mafia families went to war against each other.

Shall we expect some transatlantic military giant to step the ocean and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe, Asia, and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest, with a Bonaparte for a commander, could not by force take a drink from the Ohio or make a track on the Blue Ridge in a trial of a thousand years. At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer. If it ever reach us it must spring up amongst us; it cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide.

It is to deny what the history of the world tells us is true, to suppose that men of ambition and talents will not continue to spring up amongst us. And when they do, they will as naturally seek the gratification of their ruling passion as others have done before them. The question then is, can that gratification be found in supporting and maintaining an edifice that has been erected by others? Most certainly it cannot. Many great and good men, sufficiently qualified for any task they should undertake, may ever be found whose ambition would aspire to nothing beyond a seat in Congress, a gubernatorial or a presidential chair; but such belong not to the family of the lion or the tribe of the eagle. What! think you these places would satisfy an Alexander, a Caesar, or a Napoleon? Never! Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored. It sees no distinction in adding story to story upon the monuments of fame erected to the memory of others. It denies that it is glory enough to serve under any chief. It scorns to tread in the footsteps of any predecessor, however illustrious. It thirsts and burns for distinction; and if possible, it will have it, whether at the expense of emancipating slaves or enslaving freemen. Is it unreasonable, then, to expect that some man possessed of the loftiest genius, coupled with ambition sufficient to push it to its utmost stretch, will at some time spring up among us? And when such a one does, it will require the people to be united with each other, attached to the government and laws, and generally intelligent, to successfully frustrate his designs. Distinction will be his paramount object, and although he would as willingly, perhaps more so, acquire it by doing good as harm, yet, that opportunity being past, and nothing left to be done in the way of building up, he would set boldly to the task of pulling down.

Abraham Lincoln.

Future Speaker of the House?

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Mafia-Themed Nickname For The GOP Backfires

Large Marge recognizes the GOP is a criminal organization.

“The five families, you know the reference, the five families are parts of our conference, all the different parts,” the extremist congresswoman told former Trump White House chief strategist Steve Bannon on his “War Room” show.

“We are coming together and having discussions on how we are going to govern in the majority,” said Greene. “And it’s literally my favorite meeting of the week.”

Greene didn’t explicitly explain her “five families” reference, but it was more than likely an allusion to the mob.

Cutting to a break, Bannon appeared to suggest it wasn’t the best nickname.

“I hope that those meetings turn out better than the five families meetings in ’The Godfather,” he said. “They went to war.”

Let’s have somebody w ho makes more sense.Like Gracie Allen

Talk about inciting blatant traitorous actions and words….she needs to go….what a POS

Don’t count her out.. she has a sizable following.. sad as that is.

My favorite part is where the Special Forces trap all of the New Totalitarians in the George Washington Tunnel. That makes it so much easier!

Again, spot on. Making the truly frightening laughable.

MTG is a complete waste of space and oxygen. She should donate her pea brain to science for study, today………………

Wait until she gets a gander of fatso trump as a superhero on one of his $99 Digital Trading Cards!!!

“There’s a live cam, where you can actually see, in real time, and there does appear to be something above the White House…It’s swirling, like a cauldron… I address it in my prayers every night.”— Roger Stone, on “demonic portal” he says opened above the White House after Biden moved in

So if the Capital Police see her approaching the building with an AR 15, should they assume she’s communicated her intent and they are authorized to neutralize?

The really shocking thing is that MTG’s target audience would actually believe this idiotic BS.

It is way too late…she crawled out septic tank…she lives…aaaargh!

For there to be a “Next Insurrection”, there really needs to be a first one. That is how ordinals work.