Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for December 28, 2022

“A friend that bothers you can bother another friend farther away.”

Are there any wise words Wallace (Horatio Issachar) Maclellan can say which don’t sound like they’re from a fortune cookie?

I’m sure Wallace’s old soul can crank those out all day!

She wants him to clam up.

If something is worth doing, it’s worth doing badly…

Wallace must be playing a mahjong game on his PC. Or getting into the fortune cookie jar at Lee’s Chinese take-away.

Best applicable one I’ve ever gotten: “You see beauty in ordinary things. Appreciate this gift.”

“Fortune cookie”!

Boy who befriends seagull, get plenty of fish.

Tell Amelia to add “in the bathroom” to Wallace’s adages. Makes it a lot more fun.

“He who sleeps with itchy fanny wakes up with smelly fingers.”

I guess the make shift raft did not make it past the first wave.

You mean more so than usual, Amelia?

always add “in Bed” to either the beginning or end of a fortune cookie

You can’t crack corn while looking for the cricket in the room.

Finally a clear declaration of friendship from Amelia.

My favorite one is, “That wasn’t chicken!”

I got two fortunes in one cookie last night. The second crypticly said, “When the moment arrives pick the second from the left.”

He’s right on every single point…..

always add the phrase “in bed” to your fortune.

This would have been even funnier if the “fortune cookie” bit had been given a day or two’s warm-up.

Wallace, she’s telling you to clam up!

Wallace been watching old Charlie Chan movies?

“I know you are but what am I?“ :P

Makes you wonder how many fortune cookies Will Henry had before writing this one.