Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 15, 2023

We should all be grateful then. I don’t think my warranty covers that kind of damage.

Why should that concern you, Dakota? More spotlight for you.

The problem with Dakota’s internet video is that LSH could be someone just holding up a horn and pretending to be a unicorn.

at least in this universe that would be easy.

With internet special effects you could even make yourself look like a unicorn.

in Phoebe’s universe LSH must mean that the bright sparkling would overload the laptop camera and damage it?.

that’s the most that I think would happen at worst.

Although how many of you heard about that paradise desktop background that destroys whomever downloads it.

I heard it damages your PC through an uneven screen pixel or something like that.

BTW LSH never once used the word or included LIKE in any of his sentences before.

I assumed he was much more old fashioned and used more fancy old world talk and phrasing and such.

“Weird” is in the eye of the beholder, Dakota.

We’re seeing a lot of Dakota recently. She’s been with Phoebe in all the strips this week and now she is in a Sunday strip with the little that we see of Lord Splendid Humility.

So she is from South Dakota? !

I’m just curious about what LSH is behind. Is that a lamp shade? A jelly mould?

O.M.G….!

Love this girl’s chutzpah, my fav in the comic strip, fer sure….

Now we know that Dakota is from SOUTH Dakota. It is So-Dakota!

Hmm…that then begs a question…does the Shield of Boringness not work to mitigate that effect for LSH?

Better hang with dragons, they are wiser, and some of them gives you candies.

She’s not wrong.

Aw, but I just bought an HDR monitor! Bring on the shimmering visage!

Wait, that was the entire video? She just introduced her guest and then turned off the camera? That’s honestly more weird than LSH making humility part of his name despite not understanding what it means.

Lord SH. The Lena Hyena of Unicorns!

My wife’s mom came from SD. The native pronunciation is sowdakoda.

As of today, Phoebe and her Unicorn has run longer than Ozy & Millie. Congratulations, Dana!

Assuming my calculations are correct, as of today, Phoebe and her Unicorn has run longer than Ozy & Millie. Congratulations, Dana!

I want to know how LSH was able to go inside Dakota’s room.

Who even watches Dakota’s online videos anyway? She must have a lot of negative comments.

Unicorns like faeries have blue & orange morality. Look it up at tropes.