Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 03, 2022

Fiona got a bow, but if she really wanted to get Mittens attention she would have gotten rubber nail covers in his favorite color.

With cats, it’s swat first, ask questions later.

Some bow to the other – and some smack the bow from the other’s head…

Don’t let it get to you, Mittens. Everything will be fine.

How do they get the bow to stay on? Even long haired cats have very short fur on their foreheads.

She will be so pretty Mittens will be more smitten than usual

Accept that the bow will be swatted and swat it together.

It’s more of a temptation as it starts to come untied. That’s been my experience with girlfriends. :)

#LetMeHelpYouWithThat

I’m sure she’ll understand that a cat’s gotta do what a cat’s gotta do.

If the bow comes off, she should be the primary swatter.

Mitty better not groom Fiona too much