Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 17, 2022

An overly ripe beet beats beets that are right.

I still believe she had an affair with WC Fields

Pickled Beets

Well don’t that Beet all !!

“Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beetloaf. I hate meatloaf.”

This gag calls for a double face-palm

It may be cranberries…

I thought it would involve a horrific accident at the LED factory.

Looks like Rudolph has two daddies.

Funny, Mark! Thanks :-)

Lot more than just the nose gonna be red..

This explains he Red. What about the Glow/Shine?

Last week I had some crinkle cut pickled beets, tasty.

……and this is why Rudolph’ nose is so bright….

The beet juice that would later run down Rudolph’s chin is a grim reminder of the bloodthirsty, rabid killer that he would become.

I’m not buying this, I think it’s because he hangs out at bars a lot.