Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 10, 2022

Pizza shuriken!

I can’t watch this. Poor thing is gonna get all sliced up.

Those big two-handled cleavers work much better.

“Gimme all you got or I’ll cut you up!…On second thought, I’ll do that anyway. I’m hungry.”

“PIZZA THE HUT!!” Spaceballs

When a switchblade won’t do……..

Gimme all your dough…..NOW!

Pizza’s gonna get rolled.

Will it be 6 or 8.. or really crazy with rectangle pieces. Inquiring minds…

“Mac the Knifes lesser known cousin-Mike the cutter”?

And that folks is how you cut carbs….

Gimme yer dough, pal, or I’ll cut ya. But I’ll settle for a two for one coupon. Hey, a thugs gotta eat.

He shouldn’t have left without his pan. He could have used it as a shield

Somebody call 911..there’s an assault in Progresso!!!

Crocodile Dundee Pizza Boy: You call that a pizza cutter…

Another slice of death cartoon.

A slice of life.