Prithee, what do a shamanistic spirit animal and the jolly elf have to do with the birth of G-d’s only begotten Son … destined from the beginning of time to be the Redeemer of mankind?
Messrs. Sansom nailed this one with the spirit animals selections, though I pondered if Brutus’s totem mightn’t be an elf; ever serving, rarely complaining and under appreciated because he’s the glue that keeps everything together and functioning. But, since elves aren’t animals, I don’t guess that would work.
Not so, Chief. You’d be the head elf in charge of production at the North Pole facility. You wouldn’t be the Grinch, as you value money, and there’s a lot of money to be made at Xmas time.
@I’m here for the cookies- Yeah, snow is ALWAYS nice and pretty to look at until you have to get out and shovel it! My landlords mostly do all that but I’m glad I keep myself in good shape because I still like to get out and do a little shoveling. But a lot of older adults don’t realize that shoveling snow is great exercise! But unfortunately many of them get back problems because they don’t exercise. One time I had to let a girlfriend go because she wanted me to constantly be up under her! And she thought I was going to the gym just to meet women!
My Christmas spirit animal is also the Grinch. I am not a fan of the commercialism and gift-giving, never have been even as a kid. To me, if someone means something to you and you see something that you think they would love, give the gift then. A gift “just because I’m thinking of you” is so much more meaningful to me.
For those of you who enjoy snow (and ice and particularly black ice), feel free to clean my driveway and street off so I can walk my dog this winter more safely than usual. I am currently in disagreement with condo management regarding my request for handrails on both sides of the porch and the steps down. I would have to pay for whatever goes up, and I offered at least 5 different doctor letters saying I need the dual handrails since one side is always full of random ice and the other side is dangerous as I get to the steps. After that, it’s literally all free-fall.
angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago
Goody! When does your heart grow three sizes like his did??
GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago
His heart would shrink 3 sizes smaller and he would become Grinchier
Ahuehuete over 1 year ago
But the Grinch eventually repents, unlike the boss.
Kiba65 over 1 year ago
There is not a soft spot in the chief!!
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
Everybody just loves the 1st snow, for about 2 days!
saylorgirl over 1 year ago
Go figure!
bobwigg761 over 1 year ago
Hard to picture the Chief waiting for the Bus, his Limo should be pulling up any time now.
Kidon Ha-Shomer over 1 year ago
Prithee, what do a shamanistic spirit animal and the jolly elf have to do with the birth of G-d’s only begotten Son … destined from the beginning of time to be the Redeemer of mankind?
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 1 year ago
or a sheep. Baaaaah humbug
CarrollJr over 1 year ago
The Chief needs a near death experience – go ahead Brutus, give him a shove.
DEACON FRED over 1 year ago
Mr. “It’s about me”, is right!!
Chris over 1 year ago
which part of the Grinch is he referring to? the one that hates Christmas or the whose?
rhpii over 1 year ago
As long as it isn’t the Christmas Goose.
Just-me over 1 year ago
Messrs. Sansom nailed this one with the spirit animals selections, though I pondered if Brutus’s totem mightn’t be an elf; ever serving, rarely complaining and under appreciated because he’s the glue that keeps everything together and functioning. But, since elves aren’t animals, I don’t guess that would work.
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
He’s a person, not an animal! Chief could be Max.
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good ole’Brutus Thornapple, ever the dreamer, never the schemer, and un-industrious always.
preacherman over 1 year ago
Not so, Chief. You’d be the head elf in charge of production at the North Pole facility. You wouldn’t be the Grinch, as you value money, and there’s a lot of money to be made at Xmas time.
Alan Jones over 1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cUz-zAATNI
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
The Chief is predictable!
petermerck over 1 year ago
The bosses mansion is on the bus line? Who knew?
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
I would think that Scrooge, before his epiphany, would be closer to the mark with old Chiefy, although Scrooge isn’t an animal… exactly…
KEA over 1 year ago
Early curmudgeon Grinch?… or later munificent Grinch?
paranormal over 1 year ago
Vebblefester waiting for the bus??? He must be seeing how the other four fifths live…
djtenltd over 1 year ago
@I’m here for the cookies- Yeah, snow is ALWAYS nice and pretty to look at until you have to get out and shovel it! My landlords mostly do all that but I’m glad I keep myself in good shape because I still like to get out and do a little shoveling. But a lot of older adults don’t realize that shoveling snow is great exercise! But unfortunately many of them get back problems because they don’t exercise. One time I had to let a girlfriend go because she wanted me to constantly be up under her! And she thought I was going to the gym just to meet women!
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Mr. Moneybags taking public transportation? Those pennies he’s pinching gotta be screaming.
kathleenhicks62 over 1 year ago
Grinch fits him.
pchemcat over 1 year ago
My Christmas spirit animal is also the Grinch. I am not a fan of the commercialism and gift-giving, never have been even as a kid. To me, if someone means something to you and you see something that you think they would love, give the gift then. A gift “just because I’m thinking of you” is so much more meaningful to me.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago
Veebs channels his inner Captain Obvious.
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
Veeblefester needs to be visited by Scrooge’s three Christmas ghost, but the again, it probably wouldn’t be fair to the ghosts.
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
For those of you who enjoy snow (and ice and particularly black ice), feel free to clean my driveway and street off so I can walk my dog this winter more safely than usual. I am currently in disagreement with condo management regarding my request for handrails on both sides of the porch and the steps down. I would have to pay for whatever goes up, and I offered at least 5 different doctor letters saying I need the dual handrails since one side is always full of random ice and the other side is dangerous as I get to the steps. After that, it’s literally all free-fall.
I don’t mind Christmas. I mind winter.
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
You can’t da*n him for his honesty.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Scrooge first came to mind. However, as an animal, No doubt. it’s the Grinch ….
Le'Roy Hawkins over 1 year ago
All The Grinch wanted was to be left alone with his dog.
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
My spirit animal is a goat.