Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 06, 2022

You owe Disney a royalty!

Popeye should be on the nice list. He encourages kids to eat their vegetables, and he fights villains in comics and animated cartoons.

These lists do not have to be mutually exclusive. [Same thing with Naughty-Nice list – almost all kids are both (to some degree)]

I think Santa may have a pack-a-day candy cane habit.

What will Santa do for the ones on his nautical list, if they’re good?

Ship them something?

Or just wave at them?

The elves don’t make seafaring supplies… maybe Santa is looking for a good sail.

I guess we’ll have to wait and sea.

If that was Fletcher Christian, he belongs on the right side. But if that is Fletcher Schlabotney, then Santa nailed it!

I’m not sure they need anything from Santa. They’ve got all that Treasure Chest booty

Santa thinks of everyone…

Keep Santa happy, do knot anchor him, oar else he will scow at you. He can be a bit dinghy at times, especially if he’s 3 sheets to the wind. Otherwise he’s on a pretty even keel although a bit stern. But if you ketch him on a bad day he might just be mizzen. But that’s the sprit! I could go on but we all have better things to do.

trump will sue. He’s not on either list.

you should see his “knotty” list – ashton, baum, birch, björk, hayashi, li, matsuda, palmer, pinheiro, and more who’ll be pining for presents…

Shouldn’t the names on the left side all be French names?