Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for November 24, 2022

Just….eewwww.

I had to Google ‘Onyums’. Never had them.

Onyums? Had to look them up. There’s still so much to learn.

Who needs teeth if you can have someone else chew your food for you.

Do you really need teeth to eat Twinkies?

C’mon Verne, play mama bird for RJ.

I can’t afford to lose any teeth.

A real friend would give you a small mortar and a pestle and say “Enjoy yourself.”

Onyums don’t sound too bad, but … prechewed onyums? No way!

Prechewing best done with a blender with whiskey or, as a minimum, beer.

A real friend, instead of pre-chewing, would load the Onyums into a food processor, grind them into powder, and pour them into Pixie Stix straws for you.