Captain Ahab survived his encounter with the white whale after all. Moby dropped him off at the northern tip of Antarctica, where the glacial “ice whales” roam.
Why THOSE whales aren’t white is not a mystery, as their dark pigmentation helps absorb heat during Summer months for storage in thick layers of blubber. Their sheer size makes makes them the relentless bane of killer whales, seals, and penguins.
Yes, Moby spared Ahab but thus did him no kindness. With only a harpoon for his defense the ice whales will inevitably move in for the kill. Rotten, mean Moby — that’s the reason everybody calls D*ick.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago
Behind you!
wi3leong Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ahab and the land going black whale?
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Captain Ahab survived his encounter with the white whale after all. Moby dropped him off at the northern tip of Antarctica, where the glacial “ice whales” roam.
Why THOSE whales aren’t white is not a mystery, as their dark pigmentation helps absorb heat during Summer months for storage in thick layers of blubber. Their sheer size makes makes them the relentless bane of killer whales, seals, and penguins.
Yes, Moby spared Ahab but thus did him no kindness. With only a harpoon for his defense the ice whales will inevitably move in for the kill. Rotten, mean Moby — that’s the reason everybody calls D*ick.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 1 year ago
“Dinsdale!”
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
I always thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Call me Ishmael ….
Vet Premium Member over 1 year ago
Mind his hedgehog friend lurking about.
SKYSWIM over 1 year ago
Not exactly a white whale hiding back there.
carlzr over 1 year ago
Would this be funnier if Ahab was being stalked by one of Kliban’s cats?