Jeff Stahler for November 06, 2022

Life hack for the chronically indecisive: If you flip a coin and are disappointed, then just choose the other option.

Life hack for the actual undecided voter: Are you empathic or egotistical? If you’re empathic, vote liberal. Otherwise, just go out to get a fine desert and skip the voting.

Democracy, decided on a coin flip. Of course, once you’ve lost it, don’t think another flip will get it back. They’ll take the coin away, along with the ballots. That makes future decisions so much easier, since you won’t be the one doing it.

So you frothing MAGAs want Trumpism? Well, you might get it, good and hard — like from a sledgehammer.

If you called heads and it comes up tails, just claim that the coin is rigged.

The last Republican I voted for was John McCain. Of course, he’s no longer a Republican. So maybe it was George Bush, nope, neither of them are Republicans either. Reagan? Nope. Ford? Nope. Nixon? Nope. Ike? Nope. I am too young to have voted for Lincoln, but he definitely was not a Republican.

I have not voted a straight party line ticket since the 1970s until this year.

Take a good look at life in Russia, where the people support Putin because he’s told them everything is great, not allowing the press to tell the truth.

Ideally one should be able to toss the candidates wrapped in their beliefs. Those that land on their feet might get a vote. Those that land on their heads deserve it.

If you’re flipping a coin in this election, you have some serious issues.

In many races, in many states, in many localities, the choices couldn’t be more clear. I’m sure there are races where the candidates are equally qualified and would do equal-quality work. But I would expect those races to be a distinct minority.

Gov. Stitt(head) had Rafeal Cruz at a rally. Very few showed up. Hoping this is a possitive sign.

He ought to be. Vote blue to save democracy.

FWIW, I watched Stacy Abrams speak – on FOX, no less – but just as she was closing, they went to commercial . . .

I tried not to use those words I’d learned in the Navy – but I failed . . .

Any voter that can’t clearly see which candidate would serve them best by now is in deep kimchi. Now these stupid propositions in Kali are worthy of a flip. But I voted NO on every single one, and left blank all races without at least 2 parties involved.

There are those that never vote at all, then complain louder than anybody. Not even a two dollar tax deduction would get them off their butz on election day, but that may be a good thing. America, the Beautifully skrewed.

For those of you who consider yourselves to be Christian, consider the words of Bishop Curry (Presiding Bishop of the Episcopal Church of America). “The opposite of love is not hate; it’s greed.”

If you are a greedy person, who’s looking out for number one, you know who to vote for.

Robin Williams hath said the Episcopal Church is Catholic- Lite

Same religion without the pedophilia