WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 18, 2022

Should be: Buy one, get the second one free.

God bless my auntie, when uncle died, she bargained the funeral home. She got a deal on a discontinued model. Her statement rang true,“He won’t know the difference.”

He’s selling to survivors. Bury one parent for free and soak them on the second.

But with the wad of cash in his hand….? I guess the clientele isn’t too bright.

I wonder if the ones without the crosses are part of this weird special offer?

The funeral may be free, but the coffin is marked up 500%.

ScaryGary could probably use a new one.

Do you offer coffins with rainbows on it? No? How about unicorns?

He believes in reincarnation.

Good market for used coffins?