Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 18, 2022

While you’re at it, remove the parts that make him say calvary when he means cavalry, fentanol for fentanyl, and silicone for silicon. And don’t get me started on spelling and punctuation.

Thank you!!! And you, too Ratkin!

But will he still be able to build houses for the homeless?

it might be easier if you do a transplant with an "abi normal’ brain

Better take out his concept of malpractice, too.

That’s George W Bush on the table?

Can you take out the part that makes him say/make the “g” sound in words like singer – so they say “sing-ger”?

I’m not sure that this is what is meant by nuclear medicine.

While you’re at it, please remove the parts that makes him say ree-lator and julery.

Please, you know, literally take out you know, literally.

So he is a brain surgeon and a nuclear scientist.

Please also remove “nauseous” as well.

Doctors without Tolerance of bad grammar!

For all intensive purposes……

Is that GWB under the scalpel?

Axe not what your country can do for you, …

NuKyeler is an accepted nonstandard pronunciation. Funny how sometimes it is considered rude to complain about nonstandard pronunciations and other times it is ok.

Why on earth do you need a new curler?

My trainee uses my email when I am off. I have asked this person to please identify who is writing the email, the other day she used “can you actually delete (two items) from the order.” no identification.

Won’t leave much