FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 04, 2023

who wouldn’t want to learn new vocabulary?

Does his brother use something similar to hide his collection of special pictures?

Imagine how much space a thesaurus is taking up on your hard drive.

I remember when I introduced my fifth graders to the Thesaurus built into the word processor on their Macs. One kid handed in an essay which contained the sentence, “The delightful feline ambled down the thoroughfare.”The original sentence?“The nice cat walked down the street.”

“global reticulation” would have been better

Keep up with the vocabulary, Jason, or you may be nursing from the rearmost mammary, metaphorically speaking.

I always thought that a thesaurus was a type of dinosaur.

My first hard drive was a full 20 Mb. Who could need more?

He’s right. Knowing all those new words will just get him beaten up at school

Me thinks it’s time to format ye ole thinking machine.

the forerunner of autocorrect