Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 04, 2022

Hey Aristotle, now’s your chance to speak up.

Nope. I’m not gonna say it. Nope.

The punchline of this cartoon really….S-CKS! ;D

I…don’t get it…?

Let’s see, who abhors a vacuum?

She cant marry him he sucks !

So apparently, Nature adores a vacuum.

the groom sucks

For a moment I thought the vacuum cleaner was a decoration because of the way everyone else is placed.

I couldn’t figure out what the lady was supposed to be. Thx, folks. The commenters come thru again!

He is going to suck the life out of that marriage.

Coincidentally, when he is plugged in, he makes a ‘grooooooooom’ noise.

“Be kind to Mother Nature. Where will you go if she makes you leave home?” [Ziggy, 1970s]

I didn’t recognize her at first, she looks so different in The Faerie Queene:

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Sorry, not getting the joke here….Help, please?

Mister Thompson left the punchline to us.

The eyerolls speak volumes.

And afterwards, she will really clean up her act.

Eureka! A vaccum cleaner wedding!

can’t get enough of these – i just hoover them up…

Nature abhors a vacuum

How do you get “Nature” from a green head on a globe on a stump? I thought the globe was marrying a green witch.