One year at xmas I was sitting at the family table- having dooked the meal I was resting while everyone else filled their plates, and my niece, 8-9 years old came in and proudly said she had no veggies (she had carrots) I said “I know the brussels sprouts are pretty foul when they get cold but they’re ok while they’re hot. If you have one without being asked by your mother she won’t nag you about eating more.”
We shared a conspiratorial smile and she went back into the serving area loudly declaring :I’m going to have a brussels sprout!!!!"
codycab over 1 year ago
Better question: WHY in the world wide web did you give Garfield broccoli, Jon???
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
The longer it is in your mouth, the longer you will taste it. Spit it out or swallow it.
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
I didn’t know you were such a veggie lover Garfield.
Clarence over 1 year ago
Guess Jon gaved Garfield a plate full of broccoli
BJ40 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Spit the broccoli with rapid fire at Jon, Garfield.
jasonsnakelover over 1 year ago
So you’d rather torture your tastebuds with it?
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 1 year ago
So, you’re not pro colic, bro colleague?
DaveG1960 over 1 year ago
Hairball!
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 1 year ago
Not to mention the longer you take to swallow it (or spit it out!), the longer it’ll be before you can eat something you like, like – say – lasagna.
edmund_graham over 1 year ago
That would mean he was actually following a diet, and that would break the first of Garfield’s 10 Commandments
2AndFour over 1 year ago
Garfield is just protesting. This is a message to Jon so that he never serves broccoli again.
KernelLeak over 1 year ago
It can’t be that bad because he’s not spitting it out, either – so what’s Garfield’s plan here? Osmosis?
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Garfield with his chipmunk look…
bluegirl285 over 1 year ago
I think the real question is: how’d the broccoli even get in his mouth in the first place?
Doug K over 1 year ago
Put a trumpet up to his mouth and call him Dizzy Garlespie.
Wichita1.0 over 1 year ago
Ironic, as last night I was tinkering with AI test-to-image generation and got several pieces of pulp hero Doc Savage battling broccoli.
Mr Pets over 1 year ago
This reminds me of the “WILL YOU SWALLOW?” “Only if there’s more food.” Strip.
geese28 over 1 year ago
Swallow it with some lasagna
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
I suspect that Garfield is waiting for the perfect moment to spit it out. Probably directly at Jon’s face.
blakerl over 1 year ago
I’m with Garfield, I don’t like broccoli. I’m not putting that stuff in my mouth. Why did Garfield??
TheLordIsHolyForever over 1 year ago
Garfield’s going to be a chipmunk forever!?
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
I actually like broccoli, I’ll eat it for lunch on some days.
Blu Bunny over 1 year ago
He’s savoring the flavor.
w16521 over 1 year ago
Garfield doing his impression of a chipmunk.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago
broccoli is good
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 1 year ago
One year at xmas I was sitting at the family table- having dooked the meal I was resting while everyone else filled their plates, and my niece, 8-9 years old came in and proudly said she had no veggies (she had carrots) I said “I know the brussels sprouts are pretty foul when they get cold but they’re ok while they’re hot. If you have one without being asked by your mother she won’t nag you about eating more.”
We shared a conspiratorial smile and she went back into the serving area loudly declaring :I’m going to have a brussels sprout!!!!"
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Saving it for later?
delennwen over 1 year ago
You can commiserate with the late President Bush, Garfield. He didn’t like it either.
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
Stand back Jon, that broccoli is on it’s way out.
EnlilEnkiEa over 1 year ago
Endurance test.
germanvisitor over 1 year ago
Let him savour the taste, Jon!
norphos over 1 year ago
Broccoli is great with cheese sauce, or ranch dressing.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Just offer him cheese sauce or ranch dressing, Jon. The broccoli will slide right down.
CuteCake9000 over 1 year ago
That’s me as a baby when I have medicine…
Shayansiddiqui736 over 1 year ago
the artist sure saved himself a heck load of time
karmakat01 over 1 year ago
so…just letting it ferment in that “strange trap” of yours?
Katzi428 over 1 year ago
Channeling your inner chipmunk, Garfield?
WentHulk over 1 year ago
Lol
tvstevie over 1 year ago
The first George Bush would have LOVED this!
Leader of Garfield's Fan Club over 1 year ago
It’s not Garfield the cat, it’s Garfield the chipmunk.
The Big Potato over 1 year ago
“every 5 yo kid”
aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Spit it out