Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 06, 2022

Who put Brewster in charge of this computer?

His browser should remember his password, but it probably is Huh?

Have the unlock code sent to your landline phone.

Agent X could give you the password, but then he’d need to kill you so it wouldn’t do you much good.

This is what happens when those Post-It Notes fall off of the monitor.

Ask the aliens who kept giving Brewster brain scans until he was reduced to this level. Maybe they have it on file.

More relatable than you know…..

Your Email Password is “PASSWORD”

When you do a reset, you just enter your email. Of course you then have to enter your first grade teachers name, list your favorite car, and provide your mother’s maiden name. Then you answer the phone and get a number to send back to the site. It’s very simple.

I didn’t know Etch-a-Sketch required a password.

For once, I can laugh with Brewster, not at him.

Well at least he is secure, and the system is safe since he can’t can’t get in.

Isn’t Pam supposed to be in charge of security? Or are the space squids making calamari out of her, like the rest of the crew, while Brewster fiddles with the defensive system?

I work in tech support. This is like every other person, especially older, less tech-literate ones. They always blame the hardware, the software, and us before informing us that they can’t do something because they no longer remember their password.

Pam should really be in charge of that station, but idiots are funnier.