Clay Jones for September 24, 2022

Left Sippy: Very Large Brain; right Sippy: Cognitively There

As far as I can tell the halluciladies are offering him a hamberder and some KFC.

And the bluebird is looking VERY surprised!

“Ivanka! Tiffany! My wish came true!”

If only!!! “Dream” on … orange one!!!

/SHNARK/

Just think how he would imagine his cellmate.

“I’m not living in the real world, no more, no more” https://youtu.be/tjHOk77d4po

He’s surenuff got the bigliest brain powers around.

Scientology wants the Orange lord of Mar-a-Lardgo to be their new spokesperson.

He claiming to be the next best thing to Jesus and his followers messiah….

Why isn’t this the biggest clue to everyone he’s a loon? Why do they believe everything he spews?

They’re unhappy and not like the government because it’s not going THEIR WAY!

Real Christian’s don’t behave like this and REAL patriots love their country, not hate it!

I had the “wellness” visit with my Dr. last week, and when asked to remember 3 words, I was REALLY tempted to respond “person, man, woman, camera, TV” but was afraid I’d be penalized. Gave me a laugh anyway.

probably the best he can do, strain any harder and he’ll poop himself

If that was Biden,he would have imagined two 12 year old girls.

He did tell Howard Stern, shock jock of NYC, that his daughters were hot!

https://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-ivanka-piece-of-ass-howard-stern-229376

“Weird Science” The Trump Revision…..

Rump: I hear by pre-pardon myself of everything I ever did. It was all Rudy and the My Pillow guy’s fault. POOF! POOF! My POOF-er doesn’t seem to be working today. I’ll have to use my old standby. WITCH HAZEL! I mean WITCH HUNT! Now, send me more $$$$ to “STOP THE ________”!

trump is an X-Man?? Who knew??

I see the braindamaged brigade (i.e. Trump Cult Trolls), or at least some of them, are back. Then again, they do tend to be forgotten, not gone…….As for the toon itself, yeah, Trump is getting more and more looney. Any day now he’ll claim that he created Mar-a-lago in six days……..

Remember that time in sixth grade when Tommy Blitzflinger told such a funny joke at lunch that milk spewed out of your nose.? Yah. This is like that. Thank dog for keyboard protectors. Brilliant genius. Thanks Clay.

In his delusional dreams.

it’s kind of dull here without squiggles and opie to provide comic relief… ☺