Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 03, 2022

In the UK, a pig in a blanket is a sausage wrapped in bacon.

Boy nothing will ever turn me off pancakes. I don’t care how bad it is.

R.J! Keep your cool! Hazy did during her crazy holiday adventure last September, and she’s (I think)three years old!

Is it just me, or has RJ gotten skinnier? I remember him having guns, not peashooters.

RJ needs a few sips from a valium milkshake.

Ka-Slappity Slap moment for RJ!!!

Something that will turn Rip off of breakfast forever? Well then it couldn’t be that you and that firecracker you’ve been going out with are going to enlarge the Haywire family.

ka-diet

This had better be good! Or bad… or whatever.

Soooo, they’re out of tracer bullets at the A&P?

Ka-What’s the big flap? :)

Escort him outside and draw the blinds!

Gertie, did you warm that syrup on the grill like I like it?

KA-PIGS IN A BLANKET!

Turn Rip off pancakes forever? That will be the day.

What the heck happened to R.J.??? I can’t readhis dialogue without hearing Don Knotts as Barney Fife whining to Andy, “We gotta do SOMETHING, Ange!”

Was RJ’s former girlfriend Dicey cured of her possession?

Rip’s expression in the second panel: priceless.