Close to Home by John McPherson for October 30, 2022

You got that right.

How do we know it isn’t the invisible witch?

I saw on YouTube something about a floating broom, and I looked it up on Google, and nobody said the location of this floating broom which makes me skeptical.

I think the sight of witches on brooms would scare me to death. But since I’ve never seen UFOs, sasquatch, lake monsters or honest politicians, I’m unlikely to see that, either.

I didn’t think they could drive a stick…..

Zelda and Irweena may be right….

I’m not sure what we’re supposed to feel here, but as for me, I’d be concerned that there’s a broomless witch about a mile or so back, sittin’ on her bum sayin’ …

“Wha hoppen’d?!”

Distracted drivers are scary, regardless of gender. As @landyk said, the scariest driver is the one with phone in hand. I would add and a cigarette in the other.

Even a driverless broomstick should have a passenger.

Welcome back from your vacation, Bleeb. You too, Mr McPherson. I hope your time off was enjoyable.

Now I’m imagining roomba flying saucers.

Wonder if it knows directions

She’s obviously never heard of the evening news.

My broom is a stick shift, but it gets me where I need to go.

That technology is absolutely terrifying…those witches look scary too.

Well Bleeb is keeping his distance.

I’m 75, I’ve been hit 3 times; each time it was a male driver.

Hey! Who are you calling an old hag?

The Analog Witches In The Digital World Be Loco!

Bleeb’s back! [happy jig]