Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 04, 2022

But the recycling deposit varies by state.

Sorry, Dracula… he’s not your type!

It’s time to trick the vampire by handing him a glass of what he thinks is blood but is actually red fruit punch.

A funny joke I’ve never seen before!! Thanks, Mark!!

Did he used to be a hummingbird and thinks that’s a feeder?

If they would just feed on these refill bags it would prevent a lot of problems. Much easier to carry around, too.

Better for the environment.

Great, Mark! Thanks.

FANGtastic!

That’s an idea he can really sink his teeth into!

Eeeeeks. A vampire. Help, Ninja Sloth. Help. Save us!

Aaaaah. I vant to drrrrrrink your blah blah blah blllloooood!

“We have a very nice aged O Neg available by unit or cask.”

Lambs eat oats and does eat oats and little vamps drink i.v.

Reduce, reuse, recycle.

Oh Yea!

https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Kool-Aid_Man?file=Koolaid.jpg

As someone who has donated blood and plasma, yes we usually refill on our own IF you don’t take it all at once.

Oh, ick! But it’s still really funny! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

The real question is…do they come in low sodium?

Cutest vampire I’ve ever seen.