Half Full by Maria Scrivan for September 27, 2022

You don’t look as youthful as Little Red Riding Hood.

Then why is your hair all gray, Grandma?

Unfortunately, her wrinkle cream caused excessive hair growth.

“Oh, grandmother, what big lies you tell.”

She does look a bit long in the tooth.

Granny wolf, why is your nose so long?

“Granny, can we talk about your, um, body odor?”

And why is it Little Red “Riding” Hood? I don’t see here riding anywhere (except maybe in the belly of the wolf)?

I don’t get it. What’s the joke?