I never knew that this was ANOTHER reason I don’t shave. (I figure I’ve saved, what, 4 minutes per day? for upward of 50 years. A bit over 1500 hours at a bit over 30 hours per year. Not to mention the savings on razors / blades.
(My barber trims it every month or 6 weeks when I get a hair cut)
You’ve all omitted the biggest reason for not shaving (and my excuse) – UTTER APATHETIC DISINTEREST. I couldn’t POSSBILY be less interested in shaving. And since I’ve never (with or without whiskers – met a woman who’d even return my phone calls…and I’m equally unattractive, shaven or not…I simply can’t be bothered.
I’m just not comfortable with a two-day beard. – I just look unkempt, shaggy, and a little weird. – So I go with, not against, the wave – And scrape it off daily thanks to Burma Shave. 8>)
This reminds of a funny scene I saw somewhere, animated I think, where someone has made a shaving cream beard, then sneezes in someone else’s face, and then that person has a differently-shaped beard…
Am just smiling and enjoying a good laugh. Hubby uses an electric razor to trim his beautiful white beard. He tells the kids he is Santa Clause’s cousin.
C over 1 year ago
Sneezy & Grumpy
sirbadger over 1 year ago
It matches her hair.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
Is it a good thing Earl’s sneeze didn’t make him cut himself whilst shaving?
Wilde Bill over 1 year ago
Good shot, Earl!
Erse IS better over 1 year ago
I never knew that this was ANOTHER reason I don’t shave. (I figure I’ve saved, what, 4 minutes per day? for upward of 50 years. A bit over 1500 hours at a bit over 30 hours per year. Not to mention the savings on razors / blades.
(My barber trims it every month or 6 weeks when I get a hair cut)
allen@home over 1 year ago
SPLAT
StephenRice over 1 year ago
Call the cops! She’s rabid!
Doug K over 1 year ago
Sneezing in your wife’s face is not recommended.
iggyman over 1 year ago
Don’t get in a lather over this, Opal!
JudithStocker over 1 year ago
Hopefully, Earl isn’t allergic to Roscoe or Muffin.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
An allergy, Earl…maybe you’re allergic to Opal!
LongWong over 1 year ago
Do not interrupt a man when he is shaving!
kaycstamper over 1 year ago
I love this! Then he looks at her and seems not to notice!
ANIMAL over 1 year ago
Ohhhhhh…… he’s gonna PAY for that – TRUST me..!!!
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
A sneeze and a shave, 2 bits!
forusingyt over 1 year ago
You’ve all omitted the biggest reason for not shaving (and my excuse) – UTTER APATHETIC DISINTEREST. I couldn’t POSSBILY be less interested in shaving. And since I’ve never (with or without whiskers – met a woman who’d even return my phone calls…and I’m equally unattractive, shaven or not…I simply can’t be bothered.
Bookworm over 1 year ago
I’m just not comfortable with a two-day beard. – I just look unkempt, shaggy, and a little weird. – So I go with, not against, the wave – And scrape it off daily thanks to Burma Shave. 8>)
(Yes, I am that old.)
wongo over 1 year ago
Ewueeee!
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
What is the common denominator here with Earl’s sneezing? OPAL. That’s it Earl, you are allergic to Opal.
jconnors3954 over 1 year ago
Timing is all!
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member over 1 year ago
Opal picked the wrong time to ask him a question!
tremaine53 over 1 year ago
As long as she’s lathered up, you might as well give her a shave, Earl.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
This reminds of a funny scene I saw somewhere, animated I think, where someone has made a shaving cream beard, then sneezes in someone else’s face, and then that person has a differently-shaped beard…
vonskippy over 1 year ago
The physics of this comic are impossible unless the old guy had a mouth FULL of shaving cream.
mmcalkins over 1 year ago
Am just smiling and enjoying a good laugh. Hubby uses an electric razor to trim his beautiful white beard. He tells the kids he is Santa Clause’s cousin.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
And it is not very tasty………
jmworacle over 1 year ago
I have a work allergy.
edeloriea14 over 1 year ago
Mad wife! Lol.
Jkendr46 over 1 year ago
Don’t just stand there Earl, pass her the razor! Then hide…