Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 22, 2022

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    Ratkin  over 1 year ago

    Try him in absentia.

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    allen@home  over 1 year ago

    In case you didn’t hear me the first time, you. Oh man is this guy good or what.

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    He’s taking this to another dimension.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I plead not present.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    The one appearing before the judge is not guilty.

    Well … he may be … an accessory … to the crime.

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    geese28  over 1 year ago

    Already got away with it

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 1 year ago

    i think i would be board

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    Guilty, apparently.

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    Pickled Pete  over 1 year ago

    TFG

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    jconnors3954  over 1 year ago

    What a stand up guy!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Oh, pleading the 5th, are you?

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    paranormal  over 1 year ago

    Silence implies guilt…

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    ncorgbl  over 1 year ago

    He pleads “tRump!”

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    Stonedog Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If the movies have taught us anything it’s that Mandy Patinkin got away with this in Princess Bride. Or so rumor has it.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  over 1 year ago

    He wants you to vacate the verdict.

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    He cut out.

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    harvey812abc  over 1 year ago

    He flat out denies the charges.

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