Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 19, 2022

Most likely, Agnes’ “book report” will land her in the principal’s office.

But, I’m so very glad that (so far) there have been no scenes inside that d@mned school!!

Details, details.

Psssh! I don’t need no stinkin’ book!

Anyone can write a report on a book that exists. That’s like easy mode.

My Book Report. A book is a bunch of pieces of paper attached to one another. It has a cover, often with pictures on it. The best books have lots of pictures inside of them. Books without pictures are boring.The end.

“It was a dark and stormy night pretty much covers my feelings on this book. Thank you.”

So she chose a magazine that constantly changes, the next best thing to a book.

Agnes actually did something in a “concise manner”? We knew there was a catch.

My eleventh grade teacher kep making me write book reports on books like WALDEN and THE GRAPES OF WRATH.

Our student teacher let us write one on the book of our choice, so I did Edgar Rice Burroughs’ THE MOON MAID as a generational conflict destroying two civilizations.

(The others were okay but not Burroughs.)