A few years ago, Pepperidge Farms had a slogan for the Goldfish Crackers, “The snack that smiles back.” I tried to suggest to them that they create a spicy version (maybe Jalapeno, Habanero, or Sriracha flavoring) and market them under the name ‘Piranha Crackers’ with the tagline, “The snack that bites back.” I got a form letter back stating that they don’t accept unsolicited submissions.
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
Gone gold fishin’!
momofalex7 over 1 year ago
They’ll be very soggy. Yuk!
Bilan over 1 year ago
Bet Lio can’t eat just one.
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 1 year ago
I love cheddar.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
Goldfish, go fish!
rshive over 1 year ago
The fish don’t come bagged?
squeakybunny over 1 year ago
Lio bagged one.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 1 year ago
Just remember, Lio… Pepperidge Farm remembers…
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 1 year ago
That is one BIG Fish!
xSigoff Premium Member over 1 year ago
Nice Product Placement!
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
Man, I recently bought the jumbo version, but they weren’t THAT jumbo.
plaidley over 1 year ago
No Parmesan?
BlitzMcD over 1 year ago
What? No pumpernickel bread??
jimboklein over 1 year ago
A few years ago, Pepperidge Farms had a slogan for the Goldfish Crackers, “The snack that smiles back.” I tried to suggest to them that they create a spicy version (maybe Jalapeno, Habanero, or Sriracha flavoring) and market them under the name ‘Piranha Crackers’ with the tagline, “The snack that bites back.” I got a form letter back stating that they don’t accept unsolicited submissions.
davidp05201 over 1 year ago
Forgot parmesan goldfish, my favorite.
johnjoyce over 1 year ago
Love this, Mark! Thanks.