Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for September 05, 2022

Now we know where Fonzi is now

They don’t pay him enough for his job.

His invoice reads – $1.00 for hitting the machine. $99 for knowing where to hit it. Gratuities not included. Have a nice day.

There are so many problems with those machines, and it’s not always the customer’s fault.So tired of listening to that voice. They should change up the voices to make it more entertaining.

I hate using them, but early in the morning due to lack of help one place only has the self check. I was forced to use it and it took 3 associates and 30+ minutes to get out of the store, so efficient.

Wait, you entered the code for bananas not steak!

This is when as a customer you take the ten-finger discount, IYKWIMAITYD.

And then there’s the bit when you scan & bag faster than the machine likes, tells you to put the item there and then squawks about the unknown item in the baggage area. Thwack n thonk indeed!